Dumb and Dumber

 |  February 19, 2007

By: Hot Gossip Gal

       Ok it is back in full effect this week. I can’t keep my mouth shut on these two women so I am giving them the coveted Dumb and Dumber Awards for their recent behavior.

      Dumb for a second time goes to Inga ‘Foxy Brown’ Marchand who YET AGAIN got herself arrested in Florida last last week for causing trouble in a nail salon. Case of Deja Vu? I think so. She was just sentenced to three years probation in October last year for the doing the same thing in a salon here in NYC.  The thing is, her probation officer isn’t really feeling Ms. Brown’s failure to ask to leave the state. So now she is looking at a year behind bars. I am surprised she has any nails left anyway with all the fighting she is doing in these salons anyway

        Dumber goes to the Bald Britney. After spending a brief spell in re-hab, 24 hours isn’t really going to get a gal better, Brit went and requested a hair stylist shave off her hair in a Hollywood Salon. When the stylist refused, Brit opted to do the deed herself and yup she shaved off her hair. Will someone please get this girl to a facility
until she is of sane mind. Her baby Daddy and ex husband K Fed is probably talking to his lawyers right now. Although her hair is supposed to be up for grabs on e bay for a million bucks, that may help her out with child support if Kev gets custody.

Dumb and Dumber

 |  December 18, 2006

By: Hot Gossip Gal

Dumb this week goes to the waif like daughter of Lionel Richie, Nichole. Who under the influence of a little cocktail of weed and vicodin proceeds to drive up the interstate the wrong way. Now she is the paparazzi fave gal this month so you would kind of think she would try to avoid drama such as this, but oh no. Then to add even more fuel to the fire, she leaves as LA eatery with a blanket on her head to avoid anyone recognizing her. Smart work Nichole. But gotta say I am pleased she was eating. She clocked in at 85 pounds according to her booking sheet.

Dumber- So it seems if you find someone to compete with your daughter the best way of dealing with that is to invite them into your fold. You know the old saying, ‘keep your friends close but your enemies even closer?’ Well Matthew Knowles thought the best way to deal with Beyonce’s competition was to have Jenifer Hudson as one of his clients ….but Jenny H wasn’t feeling the situation and declined the offer. Needless to say the No word wasn’t one B’s family had hoped to hear. Momma Knowles has supposedly said that  Jenny H had jeopardized her daughters chance at an Oscar and obviously that just isn’t acceptable to Tina. Just shows power and tantrums don’t always equate to you getting what you what you want.

Dumb and Dumber

 |  December 11, 2006
By: Hot Gossip Gal
Dumb is going to the once hottest commodity in pop/R&B, that is when she was married to Tommy Mottola, the Diva of all Divas under 40, Mariah Carey. With so much time on her hands it appears she decided to file papers against porn star turned politician Mary Carey who is hoping to trademark her name.  Now for those of you not in the know about Mary Carey, she attempted to run for Governor of California and boy oh boy was she ready to make changes in how things got done out west. On her agenda were things like ‘Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense,’ and ‘I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will.’ Sounds like a plan Mary lol.  But anyhow Mary has ruffled Mariahs feathers and to be honest there is no reason for Mariah to be concerned. Unless Mariah was thinking of running for President of Cali herself perhaps and i doubt that very much…but then again maybe Mariah is concerned about similarities in their apparel..who knows

Dumber is going to Weezy. How can a man who publicly kisses another man who he calls Daddy first of all have the audacity to talk about being better than Jay Z. How can a man who borrowed jewelry for a video shoot from a dude who wrote for him (Gillie) go and diss Gillies people (The Clipse) and not expect some form of rebuttal? I am sure this running of the mouth encouraged sales of Complex and I am certain
there will be a response from Malice and Pusha beyond them calling him a Fa**ott on a radio show in Va. Real dumb Weezy, real dumb.

Dumb and Dumber

 |  December 4, 2006

OK today’s Dumb award goes to, Vida Guerra. All of a sudden the Hip-Hop Honey is an aspiring rapper and is planning a retaliation against The Game for dissing her on his joint with Kanye West. Ms. Guerra had this to say "When I first heard about it, I thought, oh he’s asked me out a couple of times and I’ve always said no. So it’s like, ‘is that why you wrote the song? It’s like you’re talking shit, but you were trying to get with me." Personally that was enough said, but now she has to try and beat the Game by rapping her disgust and
really is this chick known for rapping?? Hmmmm no, Vida baby keep doing what you do well and don’t give this dude any further ammo to fire at you as lines like this will have you shot down pretty damn quick "I don’t play games I just make a lot of g’s/have them begging
for my pussy like Vida, Vida please."

Dumber has to go to my lil pop tart princess Britney Spears. We have seen her hit up more Hollywood night spots in the last couple of weeks than she has given her baby bottles. Then she decides to flash, to not just press, but the gossip mongers, the paparazzi, the stalkers with cameras who follow a listers around on scooters to snap their every sip of coffee or Cristal, parts of her anatomy that most females she had kept covered and what men would usually pay  to see in a magazine, when it is the a-list celeb variety anyway. I am sure she has had plenty of requests for her waxers number, let’s just put it that way. Get some panties on and get your ass back in the studio Britney, youare a Momma now girl, we all like to have fun don’t get it twisted but you raising two sons who don’t need to see their #1 gal flashing her goods to the world.

Dumb and Dumber

 |  November 27, 2006

By: Hot Gossip Gal

This is a weekly thing I am trying out, for the people within the confines of the entertainment world who say or do the stupidest things. If you have strong opinions on what you may have heard and have someone who should be nominated please send your submissions to hotgossipgal@gmail.com. Now moving forward I am still too shocked to talk abotu Klu Klux Klan Kramer, but here are some others who played the dumb card last week:
The most ridiculous thing I heard last week was The Game saying his arrest for impersonating a NYPD officer was a set up by the Hip-Hop police while on the Late Show with David Letterman. Please stop making yourself out to be a victim Jayceon, this behaviour ain’t becoming for someone of your character.
Home girl Foxy Brown also gets a mention in this  weeks D&D for arranging to go live on air with Power 105’s Egypt to clear up all, (and when i say all, I mean lots and lots) the rumors that are circulating about her. So instead of ‘using her platform’ wisely as this confessional  was pre-arranged, Foxy throws one of her infamous hissy fits and rolls out of the studio after Egypt told her it was over. Come on Foxy you adding fuel to the fire here…work with us girl.

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