So last week I pop in to my local Bodega to cop a grape G2 and a dutch. Luckily my bodega guy understands I am #BoutThatLife and put me onto some behind the counter swag. The great city of New York made the swaggerless move of banning flavored tabacco products. So when Dutch Master drops promotional sleeves of green leaf white grape blunts, the bodega guy cannot even sell them at the promotional price of 75 cents a Dutch. Cue my degenerate a$$ waking in his store. Just copping these things by the sleeve for numerous reasons.
1) The Dutch price in NYC is getting completly and utterly out of control. So when I see dutches going for 75 Cents it nearly brings tears of happiness to my eyes. Cheapest price I can even find anymore is $1.50 but peolple have been telling me bodega owners are hitting liks out in Midtown. Charging up to $2.25 for one Dutch? It’s f*cking murder and I WILL NOT stand for it. It’s bad enough these fake fancy drug dealers are trying to sell 2.5 grams of piff for 50 bucks while calling it Purple Kush. However that is a whole different story…
2) These blunts are actually delicious. It’s all about the green leaf. We off that white grape flavor swag, but that green leaf brings it all together. A way lighter smoke. Noticeably tastier. Brings the loud out of the pack if you will. It’s the type of blunt people comment on after smoking it.
3) I’m a sucker for cool packaging.
Sidebar: I don’t want to even see people talking about swishers or backwoods in the comment section. Dutch Masters are what’s really good. That is Blunts 101. Also good for you if you smoke papers. I guess we can’t all be weak.
Sidebar 2: With face tattoo rap being all the rage these days how does no rapper have the Dutch Master pilgrims tattooed on their face? Rappers…Step it up!