This is hilarious.  Twenty bucks says he still smashed even if he says he didn’t.  He’s right about broads loving to bang out dudes who show them absolutely no respect.  Particularly when that guy is famous and/or rich.  Whoever this girl is holler at me!  I like your shirt.  Via Gilbert’s twitter:

Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA

And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA

She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt…”ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place”imma call PETA to come get you

Look at this hot mess…she all most caught me takin the pic.. http://lockerz.com/s/108945230

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This dragon can eat….I’m glad were at a all u can eat… She went to the rest rm..I think I’m busted you guys. Her friend texted her.

I don’t think imma get the goods tonight…I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat…

If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a “rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal”from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date

She called me a jack ass.. I said “she looks so cute with her little ugly self” who’s NEXT

Its okay fellas she still wants action…ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION

Sorry fellas she don’t give it up on the first date….all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date…