Headiquette- Part 1 of 2 “Rules of Receiving”

A friend of mine one time told me that “once tip meets lips all rules
go out the window,” even though you may feel that way it is not true.
I know it’s hard to think at all while getting some knowledge, but
that’s what MikeStylezz and I are here for. We’re going to give you
the top 5 rules of Head-iquette for both men and women in two parts,
first the rules while receiving and part two will be the rules of
giving, both equally important.

“Rules of Receiving” for him (Jaimlou)

Boys when we are doming you up, we expect you to act accordingly
(especially if you expect us to go down again)

Down On Bended Knee- Let’s talk positions, a girl is always
comfortable on her knees but there are other positions. Lay on your
back, sit on the dresser/desk, just make sure your girl is in a
comfortable enough position where you will get the best results (trust
me the more comfortable she is the better off you are.) Side note
while on positions, eye contact- definitely a personal preference.
Some girls will look at your while performing and if she does hit her
with the eye contact right back, some girls are not as confident and
wont but don’t take it personally just let her do work and don’t even
mention it.

Say Ah Ah Ahhh- All words of encouragement are welcome, they actually
tend to make us work harder to keep them coming. Now, we understand
that you know what’s best, but when giving constructive criticism make
sure it’s just that and not instructions. Let her know what she can do
to up her game, but don’t give her a step by step manual while your in
her mouth because she might just stop all together and tell you to do
it yourself if your such an expert. A nice combination of gratitude
and suggestion will go a long way.

Look Ma No Hands- The way we use our hands while going down is our
decision, but as for you there are various things you can do with your
hands while receiving. Grabbing our hair, arms, or pillows are all
encouraged, however pushing our head is a delicate situation. If you
are pushing your girl to deep throat and she can by all means go for
it, but please if she starts gagging give her a rest (you definitely
don’t want that gag reflex to kick in and have her bite down now do
you?)

Happy Endings- In order to end with success for both of you, meaning
you c*m and she’s willing to go down on you again, you must give her a
“heads up.” Let her know when you’re about to finish, and make sure
you know where she feels appropriate with you finishing. If she’s okay
with swallowing by all means go for it, if she’s ok with a nice little
facial go for it, but if not don’t push it boys because you will be
reprimanded.

Rule Of Thumb- I should not need to say this, if there were an oral
exam this would be question #1 but just for those who forget…do not
push her head down to your crotch to indicate you want some head.
Seriously, get more creative and less blunt, but I will tell you 90%
of females will get offended and you are less likely to get a blow job
and more likely to see the door. (tip: trying going down on her first
and if you do a good job she should be more than willing to
reciprocate the favor).

“Rules of Receiving” for her (Mike Stylezz)

Keep It Fresh- Literally, I always judge a girl on her feet
because if she takes care of her feet she most def would take care of her pu$$y.
I`m not putting my mouth on anything thats fuzzy, pimply, discolored or smelly so
if you want me to lick it get your situation situated.

Watch The Thighs- I had an ex one time that would always
get me in the leglock!!!. Its seems like that turned her on even more so I
didnt stop her till she came but my neck would be killing me!!!!

Squirter Alert- Listen, oral sex is a necessity for a good sexual
experience and its awesome if you can c*m before the big show. If you know your
ish is a super soaker let the homie know before you drown a dude. Only thing worse
than a guy gagging on girl skeet is him throwing up on you. Lets keep it sexy. Hey, some guys
may even want to swallow your girl nut but run it by him first.

Vocalize it- Don’t have us just going at it till our jaw and neck
hurt. If you need us to rub your clit , use our fingers while we do it or lick it a certain
way let us know. If you`re getting head and its wack its your fault for not opening
your mouth.

Hand Check- Pushing on a guys head makes him feel like a b*tch,
you can hold on to it but forcefully pushing it down makes me think like “WTF
is going on here Im the man, you better slow that role..”. Plus its not that easy
to breathe, when you have coochie juice constricting your airways.

Rule Of Thumb- If I offer to eat a chick out its not for the hell of it,
there is an unspoken rule of either having the favor returned or giving up that p*$$y.
You been freakin` too long to think that 68 I owe you one ish rocks anymore.