Saturday, April 17th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I get a lot of inquiries asking me how to bag a 5 star chick and keep her so for the fellas and lesbians out there trying to step it up in the game I`m writing this just for you. First let me give you the run down on what a bad b*tch Aka a 5 star Chick is:
*Can Dress Her A$$ Off ( 5 inch Heel Game)
*If Not A Model She Has Her Own!( AKA JOB )
*Must Be Able To Upgrade You
-Notice I didn’t put anything about body, face or anything else like that, its because everyone has their own preference but at the end of the day these qualifications are what determines the basic chicks from the 5 Star Chicks.
Do not get it twisted there are a lot of females that want you to think they are 5 star chicks but those are the ones you avoid:
*Insecure (If you even look or talk about another girl they get mad, a bad chick would give her props of if shes really bad ask for a thrizzy)
*Negative Attention (Loud or Embarrassing In Public)
*Basic Wear (Thinks Jordans and jeans are a good look for the club…and everywhere else)
*Stripper/Groupie (No matter what they may want you to think never confuse the stripper /groupie for a 5 star chick)
*Financially Unstable (If she has a job but is always broke or asking you to lend her money that’s a early sign)
- Okay so now you know how to tell the difference, let me explain how to actually bag and keep one.
1) Dress For Success- Before you approach your target make sure you look is tight and your fit is right.
2) Be Charismatic- You can have the personality of a foot but when trying to bag tune it up 10 notches, confidence is key.
3) Dont Flash The Cash- Balling out and spending cash stupidly will just draw in groupies/strippers and jump offs. Not saying act broke but have some reservation about how you spend.
4) Comfort Factor- Make sure she feels comfortable and open around you, even though she has only known you for a couple of hours make her feel like they can tell you anything.
5) Get In Her Head Before You Get In Her Bed- Before you attempt to lay any kind of plumbing on this female and potentially bag your first 5 star you have to convince her that your not like any other guy out there and if she were to let this chance go by it would be most regrettable.
6) SEAL THE DEAL!!!- This is where a lot of guys mess up, most take too long to consummate the relationship, she obviously isn’t the jump off type but at this point you know shes interested in you so don’t waste any time! Have some drinks alone at home or get a hotel room, she trust you so hit her with the line “We can just go there to cuddle, talk, and finish our bottle and be alone it doesn’t have to be sexual.” but when you do put it on her make sure to do the damn thang!!! Do not fall short, do your best to please her, whatever your technique may be leave her wanting more.
7) Confirmation Now that you have her hooked spend the next few weeks finalizing the process, making sure she is really a 5 star chick and will be down for you no matter what. When you are convinced then dont hesitate to wife it up. Go out there get fly and show off your new chick to the world.
PLEASE NOTE: Although this is a surefire guide to bag a 5 star chick there are just a few loopholes that you should be aware of, first loophole is if you find a basic chick that is willing to be trained and you are experienced in the way of the 5 star chick you may be able to train her and reap the benefits, second loophole is that the rules of attraction always apply so if you`re on that Hunch Back Of Notre Dame Ish looks wise then you`re lucked out, sorry bro. Oh and Click Here if you missed the last installment of Relations 101: It Aint Trickin` If You Got It, It Is Trickin` If…