Relations 101: It Aint Trickin` If You Got It, It Is Trickin` If…
Saturday, March 13th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
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I was at the ihiphop headquarters when I decided to share of my past experiences about this number I used to “date” with my fellow co-workers. I told them I used to hang out with this chick that would insist that I only take her to fancy restaurants and “quality” places every time we went out. That was fine because I was never a broke dude, so money was not an issue but encountering suspect females were. The chick I was messing with would always invite me to clubs and bars but when it came to time to pay she would expect me to man up and pay for everything.
This started to irk me so eventually we got into the discussion of how she was used to guys buying her $500 plus gifts, and treating her like a princess. I dont mind treating your “wifey” or “ride or die chick” on a special occasion but not some shorty you just trying to give the business to. To make a long story short one day she invited me to visit her at a bar that she was already drinking at, so I came through ordered two drinks for myself and after a hour decided to call it a night. I asked for the tab and my total for the drinks plus tip was $25, so I put my $25 dollars down and was about to say goodbye when all hell broke loose. The self proclaimed “bad chick’s” personality did a 360 at that very moment, the thought of her having to dip into her Gucci purse and paying for what she consumed made her blood boil in her head!!! The humanity of it all!
At that point I felt like I succeeded at filtering yet another suspect female. Of course I hit it multiple times at $300 per night hotels, but I did get rid of her and I told her why. I said “Look shorty Its a modern era where thousandaires are trying to become millionaires, and millionaires are aiming for billions so dudes cant be stupid wasting the moola and the guap on some b*tch a$$”! She replied back saying “You cant expect to just hit it and not and pay for it, its just being chivalrous!!!”. Well my opinion of chivalrous is opening a door, not being a sucker for booty.
The point of all this is for all the rappers, ball players, and general cakers out there to take example of Rachel Roy (Dame Dash`s Ex Wife), Kimora Simmons and Juanita Jordan ( Michael Jordan’s Wife). If these dudes had just smashed and dashed and learned to read the early warning signs they would not have had pieces of their empires stolen from them. Look I`m not saying don’t spend on your wifey, just don’t be a punk like those dudes on millionaire matchmaker. Thankfully as of right now I’m with an agency signed model, who is bad enough to rock a Louis Vuitton bag and Louboutins on her feet but still real enough to eat at atomic wings and drink coke and rum house party style with ya boy! So this is heads up for all those dudes out there, watch it because its not trickin` if you got it but it is trickin` if you have to pay to get it!
