Squirting With Freekey Zekey

 |  January 19, 2011

Freekey Zekey isn’t the most lyrical rapper in the game, but he might be the funniest.  During an interview with Dr. Jays, the Dispet member imparted some wisdom like “always keep your condom on.”  Speaking on The Diplomats’ proposed deal with Interscope, Freekey said they’re looking over the paperwork and making sure everything’s in order to avoid falling on their faces (“blood everywhere…and you don’t want none of that sh*t unless [she] on her period and you horny…but she gotta be on her fifth d*ck“).

Later in the interview, he was asked, ‘what was the craziest thing that happened to you in 2010?’  This prompted Freekey to tell a story about how he backhanded some chick after she squirted in his eye (“so I back smacked her dumb hard.  But she liked it, so she just rolled over and I hit it”).

In other news, fakers beware; Freekey’s walking around with a “diamond tester” this year.