Tuesday, June 7th, 2011 at 5:06 pm
I bring you the cautionary tale of Karrine Steffans alias “Superhead” who is really whoring for some media attention right now. Superhead clearly got annoyed at not being in the spotlight so much anymore; you know, taking a backseat to Amber Rose and so on. So she began claiming earlier in the year that the juicy sex stories she shares in her book ‘Confessions of a Video Vixen’ are all LIES. Yep, apparently all the tales of seduction of various hip hop/rap artists are all a sham. Check it out:
“For the past six years, I’ve been playing a part, putting on for the crowd, and sparking controversy to market books. And boy did it work! And then –– I got bored. I would put on my make-up and my clothes and practice my words in the mirror at home. I would plant things about myself in the media, air all my grievances, and make everyone talk and talk and talk, then sit back and laugh as I watched the crowd spin and the books sell.
I am a master at this. Still, once you’ve mastered something, you tend to grow tired of it and desire to move on”.
So her latest tactic is to upload a video in which she claims she wants to be left alone (“I want to be anonymous”…bla bla bla) whilst faux-brushing her teeth in her underwear (I mean, if you’re standing there brushing your teeth for a minute, why is there no foam??). In her own words:
“I’m an old bird. I’m not 18 anymore. I’m not 20-something anymore. Who the hell wants to be a 45-year-old vixen? Pamela Anderson couldn’t even pull it off.[...]I don’t want to be 40-something-years-old and can’t get a f–king job because I’m 40-something-years-old and my ‘thing’ is being sexy. Sex doesn’t last forever but what I have up here does. I’m a writer. I write s–t. The vixen doesn’t exist. You can’t tell people that because they don’t believe that. It was all fabricated. I didn’t even name my books. Confessions of a video Vixen is not…I would have never named that book that. Somebody else named that book.”
“I don’t want to be on TV. I don’t want to do any of this. This is ridiculous. I want to be anonymous. I want to be anonymous. Authors are supposed to be anonymous. We’re not supposed to be on TV, we’re not supposed to be doing any of those things. We’re supposed to be sitting down, getting drunk, smoking opiates, writing some amazing s–t . That’s what we all do.[...]We create the things that you want to see. Everything is written first.”
New and interesting strategy I guess; when no one cares who you are anymore, say everything that you used to be was a lie. Basic bitches must be nodding and taking notes right now. Spotted at NB.