Today is the 50th birthday of the most prolific artist of our time, the ever controversial Michael Jackson.  At this point, we don’t have a clue what the next 50 years will bring us. All we can hope for is that he learned his lesson about children in his bed and how NOT a good look it presents. Check out the side-by-side picture of what he has become and how he possibly could have looked if he stayed Black. Additional reporting by Rashaan Meador

She might not be able to write her book, but the Queen B sure as hell knows how to sink a test-tube or two or seven. Word is she had another birthday celebration in NYC where she kicked it with her drinking buddy Lisa Raye at Spotlight Live. Kim turned 33 on July 11th and I guess with nothing better to do you may as well celebrate until the 34th comes knocking.