For those unfamiliar with Chicago’s infamous Weiner Circle, it’s a hot dog joint run by a gang of abrasive servers that insult the patrons on a regular basis. For the past week, Conan has been filmed in Chicago and last night the late night host sent Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock fame and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog to the hole-in-the-wall spot to stir things up.  The results; a slew of quotables and probably some of the best insults that you’ve heard in a minute.  Check it out.

And after seeing this real girls wont say yes, ever.