Why Groupies Can’t Have Boyfriends

 |  January 19, 2011
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Hey Guy,

Dump this broad.  She is way to eager to get a picture with a rapper, who at this point in time is kind of C list.  She definitely gives no questions asked blow jobs to suspect dudes behind your back.  You are better than this and need to drop her.  That flunky in French’s entourage is right.  How you gunna let your girl take a picture with a rapper on some groupie sh*t in front of you.

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  • Methods0024

    who gives a shit sam, you write the most bullshit articles on here, how about you give up on writing about groupies, your on some VH1 shit!!!

  • http://twitter.com/SamPattillo iHipHop Sam

    Did you click on my story and write a comment? Mission accomplished. Me -1 You- 0.

  • CLSKS99

    CHAPSTICK NIGGAS.

  • V11exit14

    Sam is hilarious, “no questions asked blowjobs” lol keep it up dude.

  • NAVALIE

    DAME “METHODS004″ DAT NIGGA PUT YO A55 ON HUSH MOUTH, LMMFAOL!!!!