Getting His Hustle On: 8 Year Old Boy Distributes 60 Bags Of Heroin To Classmates

It’s sort of an extreme way of making friends and, er, putting people under the influence: A third-grader brought in more than 60 baggies helpfully stamped “Trust me,” and gave them out to his classmates, Pittsburgh-area cops tell the AP. The problem? The baggies all contained heroin. While some bags were found empty in the garbage, cops don’t think the kids took the drug. The weird thing is his only punishment was a letter home to his parents!!!WTF??!?.