Contestants: Slaughterhouse (Joell Ortiz, Crooked I, Royce da 5’9″, & Joe Budden)
Coldest Bars: “I never tried to be cool, it’s just finesse/ But as a man, there’s a few of your moves I must address/ Not tryna judge, but ooh I must confess/ I never thought I’d see hip-hop dudes under a dress.” — Joell
Whackest Bars: “I’m quick on my feet/ I can moonwalk sideways.” — Budden
Final Grade: B
- Slaughterhouse should have never evolved beyond BET cyphers.
- Joell taking shots at Rocky? Inter-city beef brewing? Hmm.
- Budden may have spit his whackest verse ever.
- “I’ll have Wale say spoken word at your eulogy.” In reality, I can’t think of a worse way to go out. Lowkey, best rap threat of 2013.