What can't this man do?
Per Lee Jenkins at Sports Illustrated, 4-time league MVP and 2-time NBA champion has decided to return to his home state's team, to the shock of countless fans, and the elation of Ohio fans everywhere. Check quotes from the story after the jump.
Don't quit your day-job, Bron Bron.
kanye west gives the best interviews of all time. OF ALL TIME! just when you think he's gone into hiding for good, that the president throwing dirt on his name might permanently relegate him to begrudging exile, that a n*gga might be better off in Paris, he emerges more defiant than the last time.