I thought that the Gucci Mane V-Nasty song was going to be my most ridiculous post of the day, but damn was I wrong. According to a National Gang Threat Assessment Report released by the FBI, the feds consider die hard fans of the Insane Clown Posse, who are more commonly known as Juggalos, a “loosely organized hybrid gang” just as dangerous as real gangs such as the Crips and the Latin Kings. The report goes on to state that the Juggalos are “rapidly expanding into many U.S. communities“, “engage in criminal activity and violence” and describes the crimes they commit as “sporadic, disorganized, individualistic, and often involve simple assault, personal drug use and possession, petty theft, and vandalism”. The report also specifically cites a couple acts of violence where the alleged criminals happened to be Juggalos. Okay time out. I always thought that some of these Juggalo people might be a little off the deep end, but a gang? Really? Most of these clowns are nothing more than face painted groupies and categorizing them all as a gang just because a few of them might actually be criminals is absolutely absurd and on some guilty by association sh*t. There are probably Jedi Mind Tricks, Sean Price, Immortal Technique, Ghostface Killah, (insert any extremist or decently hard rapper here) fans that commit crimes just as bad or worse than some of these Juggalos, but you don’t see the feds going after someone just because he or she is wearing a Wu-Tang shirt. Smh…

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