Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
…Tiger Woods is so screwed. After his embarrassing car accident on Thanksgiving morning, many details have come out regarding his marital situation and his (alleged) affairs with Jaimee Grubbs, & Rachel Uchitel, among other women. While Uchitel has denied her affair with the Golf legend, Grubbs has been anything but quiet, running her mouth off camera while she was filming VH1′s Tool Academy and now selling her story to US Weekly Magazine. In the feature article of this week’s issue of US Weekly, Grubbs details her affair with Tiger, giving the public access to alleged text messages as well as one damning voice mail (embeded below). She goes on to explain that their alleged affair began in 2007, with over 20 sexual encounters to follow as well as over 300 dirty text messages . Woods, arguably the best golfer of all time and one of the most well known athletes globally, is married to Elin Nordegren, a 29 year old model with whom he has two young children. As much as I love Tiger Woods, I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of this whole situation, especially after reading the text messages. Below are a few examples of Tiger‘s text message exchanges with Grubbs, as well as the now infamous voicemail. Tiger Tiger Tiger Woods Y’all!
“I will wear you out…when was the last time you got F*cked?”
“Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”
. ***Update: Tiger Woods has released a statement regarding his current marital struggles as are detailed above. Below is the full statement from Tiger: . I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone. Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect. But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions. Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult. I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.