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If your thighs can’t reach each other without the use of two tin cans and a piece of string then you have no business getting this Tattoo.

Nothing screams awesome like having a poorly drawn stripper inked on your face.

Bob Saget is about his paper

This tattoo is horrible, whats worse is that the girl looks like she would have been pretty decent looking if it wasnt for her coating her eyelids with every color of Wet’n’Wild eyeshadow from the 99 cents store.

Will somebody please come get your grandpa.