Grape_ApeWill.I.Am recently had an interview with Elle Magazine in which he discussed what turns him off in a woman. Though usually notoriously private, the Black Eyed Pea went on to list his pet peeves as women who own condoms, women who have wet sinks, and women who don’t have those moist baby wipes in the bathroom. Read on:
If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?
If she had condoms in her house, that would just f–kin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
Well, okay, I could see if she had a candy bowl full of them on the coffee table. But if she’s got a few in a drawer, wouldn’t that simply suggest she’s health-conscious?
I just think, like, if you’re into someone and you guys get to that level, then that’s something you should converse about together and say, “Hey, maybe we should get some.” Another pet peeve is wet sinks.
Wet sinks?
Yeah, like a wet sink. You don’t wipe the sink after you use it? Dry it off! And if she’s got only dry toilet paper and no baby wipes next to the toilet. You ain’t got no baby wipes?
I’ve heard about this particular deal breaker before. Why is that a big deal to you?
Here’s proof on why people should have baby wipes. Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels. You’re going to get chocolate in the cracks. That’s why you gotta get them baby wipes.
That chocolate visual is just beautiful. And calling keeping contraception in your home “tacky” is seriously not cool. So ladies, take note: baby wipes are in, Trojans are out. Spotted at NB.
