2Chainz and Stephen A. Smith should do a track together. They have speech skills and humor that is unmatched in their respective fields. It would be a history-making moment.
Per Lee Jenkins at Sports Illustrated, 4-time league MVP and 2-time NBA champion has decided to return to his home state's team, to the shock of countless fans, and the elation of Ohio fans everywhere. Check quotes from the story after the jump.
Don't quit your day-job, Bron Bron.