For a skit on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Mike Tyson got real nice and cozy with his guitar and performed an original song about Lebron James. Check it out for a guaranteed laugh.
Per Lee Jenkins at Sports Illustrated, 4-time league MVP and 2-time NBA champion has decided to return to his home state's team, to the shock of countless fans, and the elation of Ohio fans everywhere. Check quotes from the story after the jump.
Don't quit your day-job, Bron Bron.