3. World Cup Fever
It’s possible that he could smash. That’s all we can base this entry on… There are the obvious pristine looks, and the fact that Ronaldo is a world-class athlete as well as one of the highest-paid footballers in the world. But ball-kicking money ain’t mogul money, so if Bey approved it would only be on the premise that Ronaldo could smash anything, anywhere. Seriously compare Ronaldo’s GQ cover up there to Jay Z’s GQ below and tell me that a single Beyoncé is choosing ol’ mean mug over The Picture Of Dorian Gray. C’mon son. And no I won’t pause that, the man is beautiful and that’s why his life is better. You pause it if you’re so uncomfortable, damn.