Dan Troisi
Contestants: Slaughterhouse (Joell Ortiz, Crooked I, Royce da 5’9″, & Joe Budden)
Coldest Bars: “I never tried to be cool, it’s just finesse/ But as a man, there’s a few of your moves I must address/ Not tryna judge, but ooh I must confess/ I never thought I’d see hip-hop dudes under a dress.” — Joell
Whackest Bars: “I’m quick on my feet/ I can moonwalk sideways.” — Budden
Final Grade: B
Comments:
- Slaughterhouse should have never evolved beyond BET cyphers.
- Joell taking shots at Rocky? Inter-city beef brewing? Hmm.
- Budden may have spit his whackest verse ever.
- “I’ll have Wale say spoken word at your eulogy.” In reality, I can’t think of a worse way to go out. Lowkey, best rap threat of 2013.
Even before I’ve read it, I just new that the Drizzy Diss would be featured here. You can’t write about K. dot in the BET without it.
For me it is Slaughterhouse that wins
I think A$AP Mob could do better than this. I was thinking maybe at least Ferg or Rocky were not in their elements.
What happened to Lil Kim?
Somebody voted for Lil Kim?
The Real Husbands of Hollywood was the best in my opinion!