Grading The 2013 BET Hip Hop Awards Cyphers

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Contestants: Action Bronson, Star Life Breezy, Travis $cott, Tiffany Foxx & Lil Kim

Coldest Bars: *White noise* — My speakers when it ended (everyone pretty much sucked).

Whackest Bars: “The Porsche brake fast/ The pressure, you break fast/ Eat these rap chicks, lunch, dinner/ Break-fast.” — Tiffany “Beetlejuice” Foxx

Final Grade: G-

Comments: 

  • What time did they have to bring Lil Kim back to the Brooklyn Aquarium?
  • Action Bronson gives ZERO PHUX. About anything.
  • Trav swore he was Chief Keef here. Look up and enunciate fam.
  • Only way this could have been worse was if they let Trinidad James kick a 16 too.

Comments

  1. Even before I’ve read it, I just new that the Drizzy Diss would be featured here. You can’t write about K. dot in the BET without it.

  2. I think A$AP Mob could do better than this. I was thinking maybe at least Ferg or Rocky were not in their elements.

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