Every rap video ever made on a yacht and a black soundstage, welcome to your worst dreams and best nightmares. Slim Thug is an acceptable Rick Ross here, with just a dash of Houston trill warrior. His luxury rap standard never quite sticks but it isn't all fabricated either. Check the video after the jump.
To the left, to the left. Sending off Hov in a yacht to the left. According to TMZ and HuffPost and about 10,000 sweaty fans, Beyoncé modified the lyrics to her song "Resentment" to call out Jay Z for cheating. This is the moment thirst vacuums and Hov haters have been waiting for: the divorce that makes Beyoncé single again. But all you 9-to-5ers and basic hood vendors can say goodbye to the dream that never was. Bey ain't marrying you. We came up with a list of chaps she might give a second glance once Team Yonce and handlers review. Hit the jump and click through.