Blue Chips 2: Translating Action Bronson

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And smoke budder the color of Jalen Rose; My shorty keep it real/take a sh*t out the car window/hide money in the Nintendo; get locked up in the afternoon/and be out by Night Court; I look like David Justice when I’m floating in the Maxima

david justice was one of the coolest baseball players of his day, and he was married to peak halle berry. like, halle berry when halle berry was the synonym for fine among Def Jam comedians.

allegedly, justice was a possessive, abusive husband and the two divorced after allegations that his violence had become overwhelming. not as cool, david justice.

since then, he has remarried. halle has too. but if action bronson were any of your favorite 90s baseball players in any of your favorite 90s four-door sports car, he would be david justice in the maxima.