“Sizzle Like A Minute Steak”
this 8-ball should be done in aboooouuut (glances at timer) one minute.
remember to use latex gloves and surgical mask, to keep the fiends away from the cooking area, and not to overthink the lives you’ve ruined as the last of coca porridge cakes into the pan.
oh look! done already! get the triple beams, malice, dinner’s served!